Cheesy porn music. 'Nuff said.
All up on this bitch, we got Robert Mattson from THE JEN HUANGS layin' down some sexy riffage with so much funk, I don't think I can keep myself from fucking the chair I'm sitting on. You can check out the chair-fuckingly-awesome THE JEN HUANGS here:
You won't be sorry you did! Unless your chair was like... made of a rough material or something.
Fuck it, moving on.
Bass was me. Composition was me. Male vocals were me. My band's free music is here:
And the pretty girl's voice was my pretty girlfriend Simone Dahl. You aren't getting a link to anything because I have a small penis and I am not comfortable with showing people my girlfriend because I am so insecure that I feel that everyone's going to steal her away from me.
And drums by Drake. Fuck that guy.
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II
released February 2, 2012
Christoph "Slut" Leon - Composition, Bass, Vocals
Robert "Big Bob" Mattson - Guitars
Simone "Moan Doll" Dahl - Vocals
Drake "Gape Cummer" Fummer - Drums
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