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OH SNAP! We got people from Calgary out on this one - Erika and Broseph! Since this band is a major labelled, high-budget production, I flew them out on the private jet that was obviously painted like a dick. (What actually happened is I caught these two boner-holes while they were on vacation and hung out at a sex show with them then recorded with them the next day. Seriously.)
Erika is the girl's voice that makes love to you at the beginning, and then anally-eviscerates you at the end! You can check out her band BLACK EARTH here:
ENTER BROSEPH'S INFORMATION HERE WHEN YOU GET HIS FUCKING INFORMATION.
And on guitar we got Brenden Gunn from CHRONONAUT! I've known this fucker for years. They got new tunes coming out soon, so check back often! You can check out the doomy-doomy-doom-doom of CHRONONAUT here:
If you pay attention to your right speaker, you'll hear my vocals. I also did bass. No big deal.
Oh, and speaking of new stuff coming out soon, my band, THE WRECKTALS, are in the studio as we speak laying some heavy-as-shit hardcore down for you all. Be sure to frequent the same place where you can get all our current music free here:
I get swept upstream,
Swimming in your cream
Currents gushing,
Don't stop thrusting,
I am your wet dream.
Listen to me sing,
Like Luther King,
I've got a dream,
To swim in a stream,
Made of curdled cream,
Let off some steam,
Succumb to my beam,
It glistens and gleams,
Join the swim team,
To swim in the stream,
Of congregated seMEN!
Boners are the theme,
(THERE ARE TWO LINES HERE THAT ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED THAT I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND ANY MORE TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WE JUST SAID. IT WAS IN THE MOMENT, FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. IT'S A PORNOGRIND BAND. GO LISTEN TO BANDS LIKE DOOMTREE OR SOMETHING IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GOOD LYRICAL CONTENT. WHAT WE'RE SAYING REALLY, REALLY DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.)
Semen is the scene,
All the bitches scream,
"I've Got Riverwood!"
credits
released February 2, 2012
Christoph "Slut" Leon - Composition, Bass, Vocals
Broseph "Bro-job" - Vocals
Erika "Two-Pump-Chump-In-The-Back-And-In-The-Front" Leah - Vocals
Brenden "Cum-Gun" Gunn - Guitars
Drake Fummer - Drums
This band is Ridge Radical (our music community) to the bone! Robert did the porn guitar and Matt is slated to appear with Robert on THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID ACT IV, SCENE III. Stay tuned! Skyrimjob
Matt is in Gastric, he and his good buddy Clint are the vocals on WHITERUN DOWN HER FACE. Check them out! Satirical ska-punk! It's good shit! Skyrimjob